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s-guy: akuromantic: karcricket: rawbiredbest: therangerofthenorth: moniquill: punkrockmomjeans: jenkristofu: So I didn’t know that freaking dragons existed. Just look at them. Just look. They hide under a disguise of feathers and call themselves bearded vultures. But I see through their lies. Whaaaaaaat. Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone. Also fact: when sufficiently threatened, they’ve been observed to deliberately puke on the threat. what part of Dante’s inferno did these monsters come from headcanon: Doom has one of these. it comes to him when he whistles and perches on his arm FUCK YEAH BEARDED VULTURES BEARDED VULTURE SWEET JESUS I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR WHAT THESE DAMNED THINGS ARE FOR FOREVER AND A DAY IS THAT SERIOUSLY THE BEST THING SCIENTISTS COULD COME UP WITH? THEY COULD HAVE NAMED IT ‘VULTURE OF THE APOCALYPSE’, OR ‘IT’S A FUCKING DRAGON JUST LOOK AT IT’, BUT NOOOOO, THEY WENT WITH ‘BEARDED VULTURE’ YASIN YASIN LOOK
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s-guy: akuromantic: karcricket: rawbiredbest: therangerofthenorth: moniquill: punkrockmomjeans: jenkristofu: So I didn’t know that freaking dragons existed. Just look at them. Just look. They hide under a disguise of feathers and call themselves bearded vultures. But I see through their lies. Whaaaaaaat. Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone. Also fact: when sufficiently threatened, they’ve been observed to deliberately puke on the threat. what part of Dante’s inferno did these monsters come from headcanon: Doom has one of these. it comes to him when he whistles and perches on his arm FUCK YEAH BEARDED VULTURES BEARDED VULTURE SWEET JESUS I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR WHAT THESE DAMNED THINGS ARE FOR FOREVER AND A DAY IS THAT SERIOUSLY THE BEST THING SCIENTISTS COULD COME UP WITH? THEY COULD HAVE NAMED IT ‘VULTURE OF THE APOCALYPSE’, OR ‘IT’S A FUCKING DRAGON JUST LOOK AT IT’, BUT NOOOOO, THEY WENT WITH ‘BEARDED VULTURE’ YASIN YASIN LOOK
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s-guy:

akuromantic:

karcricket:

rawbiredbest:

therangerofthenorth:

moniquill:

punkrockmomjeans:

jenkristofu:

So I didn’t know that freaking dragons existed. Just look at them. Just look. They hide under a disguise of feathers and call themselves bearded vultures. But I see through their lies.

Whaaaaaaat.

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone. Also fact: when sufficiently threatened, they’ve been observed to deliberately puke on the threat.

what part of Dante’s inferno did these monsters come from

headcanon: Doom has one of these. it comes to him when he whistles and perches on his arm

FUCK YEAH BEARDED VULTURES

BEARDED VULTURE SWEET JESUS I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR WHAT THESE DAMNED THINGS ARE FOR FOREVER AND A DAY

IS THAT SERIOUSLY THE BEST THING SCIENTISTS COULD COME UP WITH? THEY COULD HAVE NAMED IT ‘VULTURE OF THE APOCALYPSE’, OR ‘IT’S A FUCKING DRAGON JUST LOOK AT IT’, BUT NOOOOO, THEY WENT WITH ‘BEARDED VULTURE’

YASIN

YASIN LOOK

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